MC Hammer: Kinda Like Tech Support?

About 10 years ago I wrote my letter to Santa Claus and asked him to please bring back MC Hammer. Well Santa might be as slow as an old lady with two broken ankles trying to run up a hill in the middle of summer, but he does come through for all of us fans. Will MC be singing? Dancing? Acting? Producing? Nope. Nope. Nope and nope. MC will be starting up a website called DanceJam.com and its goal is to try to upstage YouTube. It’s good to have goals….just like when KFed started up his own search engine and tried to trump Google (I shat you not…Google it).

So if you’re like the tens of other people who are looking to watch dance videos online and share your own dance videos online then you are in luck! Did you know that Hammer was such a visionary though? Oh yes, my friends, he is more than just someone who sings about the Addams Family. Hammer has stated, “When everybody started raving about the Internet, I always wondered, ‘If it’s so great, why can’t you see my videos on the Internet? It looks like technology has finally caught up with my vision.”

Yes MC, technology finally caught up with you as did age, bankruptcy, and horrible pants trends. I would double check though, because I’m pretty sure MC Skat Cat already has his paws in this “upload your dance videos” phenomenon. Obligatory: Can’t Touch This.

MC Hammer: Kinda Like Tech Support?

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