Katie Holmes was nice enough to take a picture for a fan while she was in Paris, but she really f’d it up. Hey Katie, why not have one of the 6.5 million people on the streets of Paris take the photo for you. The poor guy wanted his picture take with you in it. He doesn’t need you to just take a picture of “just him.” Nice try. However, I will give you bonus points for that steller “photo-taking-technique.” I mean look at how inventive you are by using your free hand to keep your “picture taking arm” steady. Brilliant. You’re like a human tripod. And by that I mean you probably have a penis.