Jewel’s Tooth Promotes Club

Jewel and her snaggle tooth are so helpful. Both were seen at Aura nightclub at the Atlantis over the weekend. I think it’s kinda nice that her tooth helps promote. Seriously, why can’t Jewel be shallow enough to get her teeth fixed? She may be comfortable with her teeth, but I’m not. It makes me really uncomfortable and that’s not ok. She must have enough money to get that taken care of, no? I’ve been saving my cans for a complete face transplant. If I can afford that, Jewel should be able to afford a tooth transplant and by “transplant” I just mean “complete removal.”
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