Jessica Simpson Drunk. Perfect!

Jessica Simpson is drunk and slutty. This officially makes Jessica the perfect girl and, perhaps, the perfect human. Yes, it does. This makes Jessica smarter, funnier, more talented, a better singer, a better actress, and a better person overall. I’m not kidding, I truly believe this.

Jessica was filming scenes for her latest movie “Major Movie Star.” I say someone hand this chick an Oscar. I’m not kidding, give it to her. Hell, if she’s playing a drunken movie star and ends up flashing her “gentlemen greeter” I’d give her the Nobel Prize.
I like ’em drunk, skanky, falling down, and sleeping on the street. I don’t like them will gunk in their eye though. Just sayin…

Jessica Simpson Drunk. Perfect!

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