Jessica Alba Tries to Free Willy

Jessica! You’re totally going to get pregnant like that. I once knew this girl who had sex in the ocean and literally 9-months later she gave birth to a starfish. True story. It starts with the breast-stoke and then next thing you know….BAM….”with child.”

Jessica Alba and her boyfriend “swim” it out in the ocean over the weekend. No word yet how many fish were killed in the process of “swimming.” However, there is an APB out on Nemo.

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