Jessica Alba Blind: I Have a Chance!

When I first saw that Jessica Alba was blind I felt bad. Then I quickly snapped out of it and realized this was the best thing that could happen to me. I now officially totally have a chance with Jessica Alba and I bet she is really easy to sneak up on. Sure that stick that she has could get in the way and be used as a weapon, but as long as she doesn’t excel in “pinata hitting” I should be fine. This really got me to thinking. What other celebrities would I like to be blind? My list is as follows:
  • Either Olsen
  • Eva Mendes
  • Halle Berry
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Bindi Irwin (what?)

Ok so fine, Jessica is not really blind (boooooo). She’s actually just filming scenes from her upcoming movie “The Eye” in Vancouver and she is just “playing” a blind woman. “Playing” a blind woman is bad karma I think, but I’m not one to judge. Oh wait, I am.

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