Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty Janet Jackson (that’s a wicked long name) will be gracing the cover of Bazaar this January. While this isn’t breaking news it really got me to thinking. Janet is totally a part of the “Oprah Cover Phenomenon,” meaning that she has been photoshopped the piss out of. That’s actually the literal definition:
Oprah Cover Phenomenon: (verb) to have been photoshopped the piss out of.
Yup, check your dictionary…it’s in there, unless you have one of those old-fashioned dictionaries. Moving on, Janet is also on sale in 2007. Well not her, exactly, but her calender. You can check out Janet with boobs to the wind January – December. God bless the new year.