A representative for Jamie Lynn “Spread ‘Em” Spears has said, “We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”
If I could reach Jamie Lynn for comment I think her response would go something like this, “We’re country ya’ll. This is what we do. Don’t you?” Then she’d spit out the hay she was chewing on and fire up two shotguns in the air while yelling “yee haw!”
Honestly, I don’t even think I knew what my bits and pieces were for when I was 16. Clearly, Jamie Lynn (yee-haw) has been showing her boyfriend her gentlemen greeter. I mean I don’t want to say anything, but it looks like Jamie Lynn just “one-up’d” you, Ali Lohan! Now get your ass out there and start dancing or something.
Anyway, I’m sure that Jamie Lynn will do the right thing, but I do just want to throw out there that my 8th grade nun did teach us kids how to perform an abortion by using a simple coat hanger and a Hoover vacuum. Sure that sounds horrific, but before you send me the hate mail, please note that our 8th grade nun really did tell us this….and then she said, “Ok kids, lunch.” No joke. Amen.