Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant & White Trash

If Britney completely loses her kids perhaps she call her kid sister to hook her up with some new ones, as Jamie Lynn Spears appears to be a baby making machine. Yes my friends, it has been confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears is, in fact, pregnant. Did I mention that Jamie Lynn is 16 years old? Yes, she is. Ahhhh, I remember growing up and my sister turning 16. I believe she got her braces of that year. Little did we all know that she should have been celebrating perfectly straight teeth by getting herself knocked up.

A representative for Jamie Lynn “Spread ‘Em” Spears has said, “We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

If I could reach Jamie Lynn for comment I think her response would go something like this, “We’re country ya’ll. This is what we do. Don’t you?” Then she’d spit out the hay she was chewing on and fire up two shotguns in the air while yelling “yee haw!”

Honestly, I don’t even think I knew what my bits and pieces were for when I was 16. Clearly, Jamie Lynn (yee-haw) has been showing her boyfriend her gentlemen greeter. I mean I don’t want to say anything, but it looks like Jamie Lynn just “one-up’d” you, Ali Lohan! Now get your ass out there and start dancing or something.

Anyway, I’m sure that Jamie Lynn will do the right thing, but I do just want to throw out there that my 8th grade nun did teach us kids how to perform an abortion by using a simple coat hanger and a Hoover vacuum. Sure that sounds horrific, but before you send me the hate mail, please note that our 8th grade nun really did tell us this….and then she said, “Ok kids, lunch.” No joke. Amen.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant & White Trash

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