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37 Funny Ugly Christmas Sweaters Perfect For Anyone Who’s Over It (Including Your Dogs!)

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So who doesn’t love an Ugly Christmas Sweater party around the holidays?  Just us?  Honestly, we’d love to sport an ugly Christmas sweater any time of year.  We’ve come up with some really unique ideas this season!

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A recent report shows just what a big business this really has become and how we’re looking at a $100 million industry each year! Remember when there were only like 3 different sweaters to choose from?  Now there’s sweaters for couples and even dogs. DOGS!  And as its popularity grows, so does the function of the sweater.  We’ve seen ones where you can stash a bottle of wine, entire suit jackets, comfy ugly robes and so much more.

We think it may be a sign of “End of Days” but if we’re going to go out, we’re going to go out in style.  Some of these could make the perfect Christmas gift, but any of these are perfect to rock all holiday season.  Shop from some of the best ugly Christmas sweaters (and some pretty fun alternatives to rock out at your holiday party) for men and women (and cute couples) in 2024.  Oh, and if you’re just here for the pet sweaters, click here!

The Best Choice

The “You Miss, You Drink” Sweater – Buy It Here

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Who doesn’t want a fun party sweater and a drinking game all in one?!  This one even comes with 6 velcro balls that will stick to the sweater, which will provide fun all night long!  Learn more here!


The National Lampoons Choice

The ‘Shitter’s Full’ Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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Because National Lampoons Christmas Vacation just might be the best Christmas movie of all time.  Learn more here!


The Single Choice

The ‘Single & Ready to Jingle’ Sweatshirt – Buy It Here

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Let’s here it for our single party goers this holiday season!  Get really to look for love in all the wrong places.  Check this out as a long sleeve shirt or a short-sleeve t-shirt too!


The Bachelorette Choice

The Rose Ceremony of All Rose Ceremonies (Thanks Santa!) – Buy It Here

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The Feminist Choice

The ‘Santa is a Woman’ Christmas T Shirt (For Women or Men) – Buy It Here

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Because we all know that all women are like Santa.  Super magical and, well, they do everything for everyone all the time.  Show them some respect and show Christmas who the real boss is!   See more colors here!


The Cat Lovers Choice

The Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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Because it’s always always about cats.  So why not sport the sweater with the creepiest of all cats to spook your Christmas party guests?  It’s such a nice tradition, isn’t it?!  Learn more here!


The Fancy Choice

The Sequined Ugly Xmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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The Sweatshirt Choice

The ‘Santa is a Woman’ Sweatshirt in Black – Buy It Here

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Well this we already knew.  Now you can show and tell everyone you know!  Long sleeve option is here and the t-shirt option is here!


The Real Reason Choice

The ‘Jesus Birthday Boy’ Ugly Christmas Sweater in Green – Buy It Here

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Because, after all, it really is Jesus’ birthday so let’s not forget what the Christmas holiday is actually about.  God bless. Learn more here!


The Zinger Choice

Santa’s ‘Ask Your Mom If I’m Real’ Shirt  – Buy It Here

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Gotta love it when Santa gives you the ultimate burn!  It looks really cool in this slate grey color, but also comes in white, blue, heather grey, and pink.  It’s also got both men and women (all with a sense of humor).  See more colors here!


The Naughty Choice

The Peeing Elf Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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Because that elf is naughty AF and, well, we’re ok with that because so are we. Learn more here!


The Gingerbread Choice

The Gingerbread Sweater Dress/Skirt – Buy It Here

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The Vest Choice

The Official Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest For Men – Buy It Here

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Because this year it’s all about the ugly Christmas vest too!  It’s like you’re your 5th grade art teacher all over again. Learn more here!


The Proud Choice

All the Jingle Ladies – Buy It In Red Letters Here / Buy It In Green Letters Here

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As the wise old tale goes, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. Perfect to sport at your next holiday fiesta when you want to follow the beat of your own drum. Plus, who needs a man anyway?! Choose from a variety of colors and letter options too!  See more colors here!


The Grandma-Inspired Choice

Women’s Ugly Christmas Cardigan Sweater – Buy It Here

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Because we don’t think it’s really that ugly, but what do we know?! Learn more here!


The Tacky Choice

The Christmas Lights Tacky Dress – Buy It Here

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The Elf Lovers Choice

The Elf Head Men’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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Because you’re a real elf-head after all. Learn more here!


The Revenge Choice

The ‘Santa’s Revenge’ Shirt ‘I Don’t Believe in You Either’ – Buy It Here

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It’s about time Santa turned the tables on us!  We think we’re such big shot, but Santa doesn’t really believe in us.  So there!  See more color options here!


The Light Up Choice

The Light-Up (!) Reindeer ‘Let It Glow’ Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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Because this Christmas sweater actually lights up and we’re obsessed with it! Learn more here!


The Hanukkah Choice

Rockin’ the Dreidel Ugly “Christmas” Sweater – Buy It Here

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Because while it is an ugly Christmas sweater party there are other religions in attendance so open your mind people! Learn more here!


The Funny Choice

The Inappropriate (But Funny) “I Don’t Want Your Balls on Me”  – Buy It Here

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The Risky Choice

“Snow’s Out, Ho Ho Ho’s Out” Funny Ugly Sweater For Christmas – Buy It Here

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The Naughty Choice

Naked Santa “One Night Only” Light Up Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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The Santa-Approved Choice

Light Up Santa’s Body/Your Head  – Buy It Here

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The Jesus Approved Choice

‘Birthday Boy’ Ugly Christmas Sweater in Cream/Black – Buy It Here

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The Dad Bod Choice

The Santa Claus Ultimate Dad Bod T-Shirt – Buy It Here

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It’s the dad bod goals we’re all aiming for…Santa!  See more colors here!


The Unicorn Choice

The Magical Santa Riding a Magical Unicorn in Magical Outer Space Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

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“Christmas Stocking That Holds a Wine Bottle” Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here

Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters 2017: Unisex Stocking with Wine

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And Don’t Forget Your Holiday Hooch Pooch!

Because if you’re going to an Ugly Christmas Sweater party and you’re brining your dog, they’re going to need to dress the part too (just no booze for them).

Cute Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Dogs 2018 - Dog & Cat Christmas Sweaters for Cheap

There’s nothing that scares me more than animals dressed as humans, but there’s something about getting my pup ready in a classic ugly Christmas sweater that just makes all the sense in the world.  Usually they’re not going to really want any part of it, but all the love and attention they’ll get will totally be worth it.  We’ve found some of the best Christmas dog sweaters (so far) this year and even tossed in a couple of dog Santa Claus costumes and, yes, even a little something your cat may like. I mean.

The Official Ugly Christmas Dog Sweater, Santa Claus Edition – Buy It Here

 

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Santa Sweaters for Dogs 2018

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The Penguin Dog Sweater for the Best Ugly Christmas Party Ever – Buy It Here

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Penguin Ugly Christmas Sweater for Dog 2018

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The Ugly Christmas Emoji Sweater for Dogs of All Sizes – Buy It Here

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Emoji Faces

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The Doggy Reindeer Christmas Sweater (Also Fits Most Cats) – Buy It Here

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Large Ugly Christmas Sweater for Dogs 2018

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The Matching Owner and Dog Ugly Christmas Dog Sweater – Buy It Here

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Matching Dog & Owner Ugly Christmas Sweater 2018

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Plus, get the matching owner sweater here!


The Classic Santa Dog Costume with Santa Hat – Buy It Here

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Santa Outfit for Dogs Costume 2018

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The Walking Santa Christmas Dog Hoodie – Buy It Here

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Walking Santa Outfit for Dogs 2018

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Christmas Pet Sweaters (For Dogs or Cats!) – Buy It Here

Best Dog Christmas Sweater 2017: Cheap Ugly Christmas Sweater for Dogs or Cat 2018

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