So who doesn’t love an Ugly Christmas Sweater party around the holidays? Just us? Honestly, we’d love to sport an ugly Christmas sweater any time of year. A recent report shows just what a big business this really has become and how we’re looking at a $100 million industry each year! Remember when there were only like 3 different sweaters to choose from? Now there’s sweaters for couples and even dogs. DOGS! And as its popularity grows, so does the function of the sweater. We’ve seen ones where you can stash a bottle of wine, entire suit jackets, comfy ugly robes and so much more. We think it may be a sign of “End of Days” but if we’re going to go out, we’re going to go out in style. Some of these could make the perfect Christmas gift, but any of these are perfect to rock all holiday season. Shop from some of the best ugly Christmas sweaters (and some pretty fun alternatives to rock out at your holiday party) for men and women (and cute couples) in 2018. Oh, and if you’re just here for the pet sweaters, click here!
‘Dear Santa Please Impeach’ Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Have fun at that holiday party you’re heading to and make a funny (yet truthful) statement all at the same time. This one also comes in a bunch of other colors too. Plus, it also comes in a long-sleeve tee and a comfy t-shirt.
The National Lampoons Christmas Vacation ‘Shitter’s Full’ Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Because National Lampoons Christmas Vacation just might be the best Christmas movie of all time.
The ‘Single & Ready to Jingle’ Sweatshirt – Buy It Here
Ask Your Mom If I’m Real – Buy It Here
The Rose Ceremony of All Rose Ceremonies (Thanks Santa!) – Buy It Here
Your Alternative Option: The ‘Santa is a Woman’ Christmas T Shirt (For Women or Men) – Buy It Here
Because we all know that all women are like Santa. Super magical and, well, they do everything for everyone all the time. Show them some respect and show Christmas who the real boss is! See more colors here!
The Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Because it’s always always about cats. So why not sport the sweater with the creepiest of all cats to spook your Christmas party guests? It’s such a nice tradition, isn’t it?!
The Sequined Ugly Xmas Sweater – Buy It Here
The ‘Santa is a Woman’ Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt in Black – Buy It Here
The ‘This is All I’m Doing’ in Grey – Buy It Here
This is the perfect option for all of us who are 100% over going to these themed holiday parties and, well, we don’t want to put in any more effort at all. For real. This one is basically like one giant eye-roll. See it as a long-sleeve t-shirt or as a regular short sleeve tee too!
The ‘Jingle My Bells’ Ugly Xmas Shirt – Buy It Here
The ‘Jesus Birthday Boy’ Ugly Christmas Sweater in Green – Buy It Here
Because, after all, it really is Jesus’ birthday so let’s not forget what the Christmas holiday is actually about. God bless.
Your Alternative Option: Santa’s ‘Ask Your Mom If I’m Real’ Shirt – Buy It Here
Gotta love it when Santa gives you the ultimate burn! It looks really cool in this slate grey color, but also comes in white, blue, heather grey, and pink. It’s also got both men and women (all with a sense of humor). See more colors here!
The Peeing Elf Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Because that elf is naughty AF and, well, we’re ok with that because so are we.
The Gingerbread Sweater Dress/Skirt – Buy It Here
The Reindeer Jumpsuit – Buy It Here
Because if you’re not in a Christmas onsie are you even celebrating correctly?
Your Alternative Option: The ‘Too Lit to Quit’ for Women or Men – Buy It Here
Look how lit that Santa is!? Just like you! We assume. Run Santa, run! See more colors here!
The Official Ugly Christmas Sweater Vest For Men – Buy It Here
Because this year it’s all about the ugly Christmas vest too! It’s like you’re your 5th grade art teacher all over again.
All the Jingle Ladies – Buy It In Red Letters Here / Buy It In Green Letters Here
As the wise old tale goes, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. Perfect to sport at your next holiday fiesta when you want to follow the beat of your own drum. Plus, who needs a man anyway?! Choose from a variety of colors and letter options too! See more colors here!
Women’s Ugly Christmas Cardigan Sweater – Buy It Here
Because we don’t think it’s really that ugly, but what do we know?!
The Christmas Lights Tacky Dress – Buy It Here
The Elf Head Men’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Because you’re a real elf-head after all.
Your Alternative Option: The ‘Santa’s Revenge’ Shirt ‘I Don’t Believe in You Either’ – Buy It Here
It’s about time Santa turned the tables on us! We think we’re such big shot, but Santa doesn’t really believe in us. So there! See more color options here!
The Light-Up (!) Reindeer ‘Let It Glow’ Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Because this Christmas sweater actually lights up and we’re obsessed with it!
Rockin’ the Dreidel Ugly “Christmas” Sweater – Buy It Here
Because while it is an ugly Christmas sweater party there are other religions in attendance so open your mind people!
The Inappropriate (But Funny) “I Don’t Want Your Balls on Me” Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Your Alternative Option: The “I Do It For the Ho’s” Vintage ‘Worn’ Shirt in Red – Buy It Here
We all knew that Santa just does it for the ho-ho-ho’s. Tricky Santa! See more colors here!
“Snow’s Out, Ho Ho Ho’s Out” Funny Ugly Sweater For Christmas – Buy It Here
Naked Santa “One Night Only” Light Up Ugly Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Light Up Santa’s Body/Your Head – Buy It Here
‘Birthday Boy’ Ugly Christmas Sweater in Cream/Black – Buy It Here
Your Alternative Option: The Santa Claus Ultimate Dad Bod T-Shirt – Buy It Here
It’s the dad bod goals we’re all aiming for…Santa! See more colors here!
The Magical Santa Riding a Magical Unicorn in Magical Outer Space Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
“Christmas Stocking That Holds a Wine Bottle” Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Naughty & Nice Couples ‘Two Person’ Christmas Sweater – Buy It Here
Your Alternative Option: The ‘Diet Starts Jan 1’ Funny Christmas Shirt – Buy It Here
Eat pretty much anything you want because, well, the diet starts Jan 1. Good luck. We’ll quit by Jan 2. See more colors here!
Because if you’re going to an Ugly Christmas Sweater party and you’re brining your dog, they’re going to need to dress the part too (just no booze for them).
There’s nothing that scares me more than animals dressed as humans, but there’s something about getting my pup ready in a classic ugly Christmas sweater that just makes all the sense in the world. Usually they’re not going to really want any part of it, but all the love and attention they’ll get will totally be worth it. We’ve found some of the best Christmas dog sweaters (so far) this year and even tossed in a couple of dog Santa Claus costumes and, yes, even a little something your cat may like. I mean.
1. The Official Ugly Christmas Dog Sweater, Santa Claus Edition – Buy It Here
2. The Penguin Dog Sweater for the Best Ugly Christmas Party Ever – Buy It Here
3. The Ugly Christmas Emoji Sweater for Dogs of All Sizes – Buy It Here
4. The Doggy Reindeer Christmas Sweater (Also Fits Most Cats) – Buy It Here
5. The Matching Owner and Dog Ugly Christmas Dog Sweater – Buy It Here
Plus, get the matching owner sweater here!
6. The Classic Santa Dog Costume with Santa Hat – Buy It Here
7. The Walking Santa Christmas Dog Hoodie – Buy It Here
8. 2017 Christmas Pet Sweaters (For Dogs or Cats!) – Buy It Here
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