I think it’s good that this little girl who had Iggy taken away from her, Ruby, learns a lesson like this. And that lesson is, “When a celebrity gives you something out of the kindness of their heart be prepared to suffer for the rest of your life. And I’m not talking about Paris giving you an STD. I’m talking about a dog.” So please, everyone out there reading this, DON’T ACCEPT DOGS FROM ELLEN DEGENERES, IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. Good day.