Sweet! It’s Chelsea Handler interview day! First off let me say that out of 3 pictures that were taken, this is the one that came out the best. It was either blurry face me or blurry face Chelsea and, let’s face it, who in the hell wants to see me.
Let me just say that Chelsea was insanely nice and extremely gracious to even do this interview with me. Let’s face it, IBBB is certainly not People or Us Weekly. We chatted about such things as the most douche-baggy celebrity, how to break into the entertainment industry, why I was not ready for the Chelsea Lately panel, whether or not it’s ok to miss seeing Britney’s “gentlemen greeter,” and a variety of other craptastic topics. I got 5 minutes with her….and this is the best I could come up with. Here’s how it went down:
IBBB: Tell me about a time when you thought of just completely throwing in the towel. What convinced you to not give up?
Chelsea: You know what, I was never really good at anything else and I was a waitress and I knew that if I threw in the towel I would end up just being a waitress and I hated waiting tables so much that I had to just constantly get the fuck out of that job and so I just worked and worked and knew that eventually just come together. And, luckily for me it did. For now, anyway.
Chelsea: Spencer. Oh wait, that I met? I don’t know. Actually Andy Dick is pretty much a douche bag. I mean, David Hasselhoff too, but I haven’t met him yet. But I’m sure when I meet him he will be.
Chelsea: Well Spencer’s the biggest douche bag. Period. Not celebrity douche bag, just douche bag.
IBBB: More of a fauxlebirty douche bag.
Chelsea: I try to keep positive things in my life and that never really gets back to me. Anyone who has a good sense of humor will do my show. So it hasn’t really been a huge issue.