I’m pretty sure I’ve never written anything about Taylor Hicks, as the Jay Leno comparison jokes are just too easy. This time around Taylor Hicks is on Broadway in Grease the musical, which, to me, looks as bad as it sounds.
Is Taylor Hicks a modern-day male version of Charo? One catch phrase “Soul Patrol” has helped his career in the same way that Charo has literally made an entire living out of yelling
“Coochie Coochie.” Jealous? Absolutely. I need a catch phrase. If they remade Love Boat, Taylor would totally be guest starring.