Gisele Claims Giving Birth Wasn’t Painful…

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…which makes complete sense, I guess, when you have a diamond encrusted Victoria Secret sponsored vagina.

Supermodel Gisele recently told a Brazilian television show about giving birth to Tom Brady’s son, Benjamin, “It wasn’t painful, not even a little bit.  The whole time, my head was so focused – every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “

Funny, I’m pretty sure that was the same thought process that got her into this mess into the first place.  Eh, they’re rich.  They’ll be fine.

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