~ Wait a minute. Lindsay must let every comment get posted. I’m totally adding a “Lindsay, are the Friends really friends” comment to her next blog post. Stay tuned!
~ Yes, Kendra, from looking at all the photos of Lindsay and Sam standing emotionless with their heads down, the love really is obvious.
~ Oh yeah, Fernando, you totally have a shot. Not just Lindsay, but women in general love it when men send them messages that say “hehe” along with “jk” and especially the word “wink.” I think the only “turn” you’ll be getting is the “turn” you give yourself.
~Yeah. Note to self: Stay the holy hell away from Mexico. Additional Note to self: the term “direct communication” scares the piss out of me. Last note to self: Reconsider going to Mexico, but if I run into a person named “Firestar” immediately contact la policia.
~ You tell ’em Peter! What an original thought. I bet no one has ever even thought up the idea of having the paparazzi being in the position that the celebrity is in. You’re a girl genius! Stop trying to get Lindsay Lohan to have sex with you by sending her Myspace comments at 1:47 in the morning you sick pervert. Good day.
~ I not only don’t believe what you are saying, I have no actual clue what you are saying. Perhaps I’m the one who needs help? I’m sorry, but I do.
~ Um, I don’t know if these people are “sick” because they asked if they broke up. They only “asked.” They didn’t try to pick all the freckles off of Lindsay using a roach clip. Even that’s not that sick. That’s more innovative than sick.
~ Do you also have Myspace turrets? I’m pretty F*ck sure that’s Sh!t what Balls that is! Sh!t F*ck!