Families Who Sass the Paparazzi Together, Stay Together

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If looks could kill you would be an uzi, you’re a shotgun – bang! what’s up with that thang, I wanna know, how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up Mr. Lover, like Prince said you’re a sexy mother….

Angelina Jolie, of the Jolie-Pitt dynasty, took the children out to see Mary Poppins in New York City over the weekend.  I’m not sure if they went to see the play or if Ang (that’s what I call her) just paid Julie Andrews hundreds of thousands of dollars to jump off the roof with an umbrella in her hand.  It’ a real toss up at this point.

Seriously, I hope as soon as they got back in their van she told those kids that if they keep making faces like that they’re going to freeze that way for life.

Angelina is still in NYC filming her upcoming spy-thriller film, “Salt.”  In this film she sports bangs so, well, I’m sure this transformation will get her an Oscar nom.  Every time I see a photo of Ang all I can hear is her yelling, “I want  MY son back!”

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