This is Eva Longoria’s best smile yet and by “smile” I actually mean “ass shot.” I make that mistake all the time. Maybe it’s because Eva’s ass makes me smile. I actually don’t have any Eva Longoria news to talk about. Just these pictures should be enough. I say the skinnier the better. I won’t be happy until she’s a walking skeleton. That way I can take her out with me for Halloween and by Halloween I actually mean….Halloween. Sorry couldn’t think of anything.
The pictures were allegedly taken of Eva on the beach while she was vacationing in Spain. I say “allegedly” because I don’t want Spain to sue me if it’s not true. That’s how that works, right?