Eva Longoria was playing the vacation game in St. Tropez recently with some friends, which consisted of walking the beach, wearing a straw cowboy hat, and hi-fiving. I mean she may have done other things, but I wasn’t there and I can only go off these pictures. Clearly, the banana boat behind her had a good time.
Eva’s wedding will be taking place on 07-07-07 (yes, they’re that retarded), which makes me think that they’re already married and will probably announce their pregnancy on that date. I think 07-07-07 will bring them bad luck. They should have gone with 06-06-06. Sure it’s the devil’s number, but at least when their marriage crashes and burns they can be like, “Oh, it’s because we got married on 06-06-06.” Now when their marriage crashes and burns they’ll have to take full responsibility for it. Poor planning.