Donald: Dearest Rosie, What’s Up?

Seriously, the high-school fight between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell continues and this time a note has been passed. No joke. Entertainment Tonight got a copy of a letter that Donald wrote to Rosie. Let’s read it, shall we?

“Dear Rosie,
I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest. An article in today’s New York Post indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald, never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’ In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Donald J. Trump

P.S. I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!”

Ok, so that’s how the letter went down. Here’s how I think his original draft went:

Dearest Rosie,

What’s up? N/M/H. Barbara Walters is a wicked liar and I think you’re kinda dumb too (The Apprentice on NBC). I was really pissed at you when you said what you said to me in homeroom the other day. I don’t even have 2 say it ‘cuz you know what you said (The Apprentice on NBC). Do you wanna bury the hachet so we can be BFF again? Please circle “yes” or “no” at the end of this note. After you answer please pass this to Melania in Geometry and she’ll give it to Carolyn in Biology who will then pass it to be in gym (The Apprentice on NBC).

P.S Don’t always be a biotch.

P.S.S. Wanna go to prom with me?

D to the Onald. (The Apprentice on NBC)
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