What happened to those chipmunk cheeks, Donna Jo? Candace Cameron, who must have jazzercised her ass off with Ant Becky, showed up to the 18th Annual Faith and Values Awards Gala and Report to the Entertainment Industry at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in LA the other night. I have no idea what this “gala” is about and why people even use the word “gala” but it was a “gala” to behold. I still have no idea.
I love how DJ is really into all this Jesus stuff. I follow her on Twitter and she’s always to happy and positive and when people reply to her Tweets saying she’s a Jesus freak she writes back to them and calls them out on it. I like that about her. Oh, and in real life she and Kimmy Gibbler are Twitter friends and, well, that makes me happy too. Basically DJ is a ray of sunshine on my blackened hollowed out heart…or what’s left of it.
I hope DJ performed “Lollipops and Gummi Bears are My Favorite Treat” at this gala all while Kimmy rode around her on a unicycle and Uncle Jesse sang, “Be True to Your School” with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Well, in my mind that’s exactly what happened.