Christian Slater and Sharon Stone have confirmed sick rumors that they are dating. They’ll also spend this Christmas together. Did I mention that Sharon Stone is 48? Did I mention that Christian Slater is 37? Did I mention that I threw up a little in my mouth?
Oh, and a random source has been quoted saying, “They’re both really happy – but they don’t have long-term expectations. It’s a fun fling for the holidays and Sharon is a good influence. She rarely drinks and has three kids. It’s a good match for now.”
And End Scene!
Seriously? There is so much wrong with that statement. First off, not having long term expectations basically says they’re in it just for the banging rights. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but does Christian Slater know that he’s still famous? Does he know he should be working in the 18-21 year old category? Does he know that the 48 year old category is only for him once he turns 75? Next up, saying that Sharon is a good influence because she rarely drinks and has three kids is a little crazy to me! The fact that a girl doesn’t drink immediately bores me and only makes it that much worse that she is a sober mother of three. Yeah, that sounds like a wild time!