Cancel the Amber Alert and cut the black-and-white pictures off the back of your milk cartons because Olivia Palermo, my future wife/puppet, has finally been found. Like Elizabeth Smart, she’s been missing for what seems like months. I just assumed she was trapped in a shed about 45 feet away from the set of The City and dressed like she was in biblical times. I guess Elizabeth Smart jokes never get old.
Anymane, Olivia must be malnourished because she can barely stand all the way up while she attends a God-awful NYC Fashion Week fashion show with Whitney. She must become exhausted after curling her hair for hours to really get that “Dina Lohan” style down to a science.
In the last photo, Olivia either looks shocked because she’s realizing the scene she’s in isn’t following the standard story-board and script….or she’s just basically advertising. Either way, I’m fine with both.