While Brody walked the red carpet alone at the VMAs, he did sit with Jayde Nicole throughout the show. After the show the two went to a bunch of parties and then ended up back at Brody’s place, probably for some Shanghai Surprise.
I’m a little mad at myself that I even posted this, but I did it for you, the readers. My advice to Lauren: Go back to DouK. He’s still douchey, but about 17% less douche filled than Brody. As a backup option, give Dieter a call. That’s more Lauren’s speed.