Bridget Moynahan Really Was Dead Weight

So last week I broke the news that Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan broke up. I also figured that the Patriots were losing because of her. Mature, I know. Anyway, I’m convinced more than ever that Bridget really was bad luck….or as cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch called it, “a jinks.” She totally was a jinks because the Patriots kicked ass yesterday against the Texans (40 – 7). Yeah, that’s how we do it. Seriously, Bridget better hit the bricks for a while or at least until after the playoffs/super bowl.

So, in order to ward of the evil spirit of Bridget Moynahan against the Patriots I have paired her up with cousin Oliver. Hopefully that will do the trick.
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