Breaking News: This is Jessica Simpson Without Makeup


Jessica Simpson is now on the cover of Marie Claire, which is apparently the name of a magazine and not one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses.  Seriously, they should have clarified that before I ever clicked on the link to see the picture.  Regardless, I’ll be seeing them on Judge Judy.

Jessica Simpson with no makeup?  She is so brave.  I mean, the men and women who rushed up the towers on 9/11 were courageous, but Jessica is the true selfless hero.  Thanks for helping tank the makeup industry.  Just want our economy needs, less successful businesses.

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