Jessica Simpson is now on the cover of Marie Claire, which is apparently the name of a magazine and not one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses. Seriously, they should have clarified that before I ever clicked on the link to see the picture. Regardless, I’ll be seeing them on Judge Judy.
Jessica Simpson with no makeup? She is so brave. I mean, the men and women who rushed up the towers on 9/11 were courageous, but Jessica is the true selfless hero. Thanks for helping tank the makeup industry. Just want our economy needs, less successful businesses.