Welcome to what I assume is the IBBB Teen Mom time machine! Jenelle is one of our favorite Teen Moms and, well, we know she’s yours too. Love her or anti-love her, we can’t get enough of when she spews out on Twitter on the regular. But Twitter’s been around for what we only assume is tens of thousands of years and, well, it’s impossible to go back and read everything she’s ever Tweeted. Um, but we did. Yep, we’re that kind of loser. So sit back, relax, tag your friends on Facebook (please!), and re-read some of the best Jenelle Tweets over the last 250 years (give or a take a hundred).
1. The one where she’s always faithful to Kesha #NeverForget
“You brought the flames and you put me through hell. I had to learn to fight for myself. And we both know all the truth I could tell…” 🙌🏻
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) September 7, 2017
2. The one where we remember there was once such a thing as “Gary” and “Keiffah!”
I never cheated on @gary_head. He is assuming it becuz I brought kieffers clothes to him that he left at my house. I told him truth.
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 7, 2012
3. The one where she was clearly high-fashion
I’m in love with Charlotte Russe 😍 #MakeItStop
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 6, 2015
4. The one with the stalking
Don’t know why u are banging at my door and ringing my doorbell nonstop @gary_head
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 7, 2012
5. The one where her social media was lit
Someone invite me to pinterest !
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 9, 2012
6. The one that just ‘may’ be the best Tweet of all time
@astaal @jamesduffy01 @heatherrtyree ewww I never dated that old fat fuck. He is over 40 and stole my panties from my EX
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 7, 2012
7. The one where she turned on Tori
@Vkillemm How can I forgive u for telling the public I cut myself ?! Yeah yr the fucked up one. U will always be whorey tori :/
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 5, 2012
8. The one where the Universe was like, “LoL you do you, boo”
@gary_head I love u. Can’t wait to see u. Thank u for staying so faithful to me. U really have changed and I see it. U r everything to me <3
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 5, 2012
9. The one where Barb was technologically savvy AF
Babs can’t text. 🙈 pic.twitter.com/ubL7zEfH0f
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 10, 2014
10. The one where everyone in the whole entire world demands the receipts
Awwwh, if u only heard the convo. Me and my mom just had… U guys would be so proud. 😊 words can’t describe how proud she is of me. ❤️
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) May 15, 2014
11. The one where we first heard about “the land”
Time to go look at all this land so I can start building my house. 🙌🏼 so happy to be able to customize a house how I’ve always wanted it. 🚚🏡
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) April 18, 2016
12. The one where Barb in an Uber = Life
Everyone should be proud of my mom! She used Uber in LA for her first time successfully! 😂
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) April 27, 2016
13. The one with the daily check-in
Nope I did not get arrested today. papers served on me
“@K_L_Stellar: Did you get arrested today @PBandJenelley_1 ? Is that a rumor? 😢”
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) March 28, 2016
14. The one where the DMV took it on the chin
How r u going to suspended my license becuz a seat belt ticket was paid 3 days late back in 2013 ?!
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) February 25, 2015
15. The one that we’re pretty sure was referring to us
Keep hating, I’ll be tanning while ur sitting on a computer researching my life 😂✌️
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) January 10, 2015
16. The one where hate-chicken was involved
“I just saw Jenelle from teen mom at Chick-fil-A” I swear u guys make up shit so people retweet u… Lmao I hate chick-fil-a.
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) June 4, 2014
17. The one with all the fame
@saybible did i ever say i was famous? Nahhh but if im not famous how do u even kno me? Idiottttt
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) May 4, 2011
18. The one with the chic dinnerware
@natalieowens2 dude stfu they are designer plates i got for cheap at the place im doing community service at
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) May 4, 2011
19. The one with the facts
@amitylynn I’m not with kieffer no more and I don’t smoke pot 🙂 get year facts straight
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) April 24, 2011
20. The one where Amber caught some
I’m a WAY bigger and maturer person then to be talking smack about other teen moms. dont worry about me amber. I’ll do me, u do u.
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) March 14, 2011
21. The one where Kim must have been like, “New Twitter, who dis?”
Kim kardashian .. dude that song sucks u made lol sorry to say makes me think even more to myself, why r u famous again?
— Jenelle Evans (@PBandJenelley_1) March 5, 2011