The 17 Funny Pool Floats Taking Over Instagram This Summer

When it’s time to give your pool scene a makeover, add a little much needed life to it with these funny giant pool floats and rafts.

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We couldn’t love summer any more than we do.  The only thing that’s been making it even better is all the cool floats we’ve been seeing recently.  Where did these come from, by the way?  It seems like we all settled for the generic solid blue raft for, like, 40 years and then all of a sudden floats just became a recent trend?!  Either way, we’re into it.  This season we’re seeing the funniest floats in some of our favorite foods (hello donuts and avocado!) and then there’s just the absolutely insanely giant floats that are anywhere between 6′-10′ tall (hello flamingo and unicorn!).  While all of these rafts are a blast, it’s important to keep in mind that none of them are actually life saving devices.  They’re just for fun to float around on.  Ok, now that we’ve cleared all that up check out some of the most fun and giant pool floats (so far) in 2018.

1.  The Giant Avocado Pool Float – Check Price

 

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Avocado Raft

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Because who doesn’t want to float all around their pool in a giant avocado?! If you’re obsessed with all things ‘avocado’ this is the raft for you this summer.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s 6-feet long.
  • Ages 8+
  • Guac not included.

2.  The Ultimate Pizza Slice Pool Float – Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Pizza Slice Raft

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Mmmm pizza!  If you’re like us and dream of pizza when you sleep, why not daydream of pizza when you’re in the pool?  This killer pizza slice has some pepperoni on it and, well, we’re not hating it.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s 5-feet long.
  • Suited for ages 10+
  • Not great for people with a dairy allergy.

3.  The Funny Whoopee Cushion Pool Float – Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Whoopee Cushion Raft

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Because your whoopee cushion was funny when you were little and, well, it’s still funny as an adult.  Float around your pool in this giant raft and feel free to make the fart noises yourself.  Blame the float or blame anyone else in the pool.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 4-feet wide (enough room for two)
  • Ages 8+
  • Hijinks not included.

4.  The Large Rosé Bottle Pool Float – Check Price

Where to Buy Rosé Pool Float 2018

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If you just shouted “Rosé All Day” then this is the pool float for you!  Just think you can be sipping on some rosé while floating on your very own rosé raft.  Dreams do come true!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 7.5-feet long!  That’s one big bottle!

5.  Giant Rubber Duck (With Side Eye) Pool Float in Yellow – Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Side Eye Rubber Ducky Raft

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Because who doesn’t love a traditional rubber ducky, especially when who looks like he’s 100% over it.  That side-eye is priceless.  Plus, how cool are you going to look with this raft secured around your waist?  That was a rhetorical question.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 4-feet wide.
  • Ages 8+
  • Not a life saving device.  Duh.

6.  The Giant Green Cactus Float for the Pool – Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Green Cactus Raft

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Finally a cactus that doesn’t hurt.  Float all over your pool and have a place to put your arms so you don’t end up with those terrible under-arm tan lines.  You know the ones.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 5-feet long.
  • Ages 8+
  • Tip: Drink a margarita on it to get the full effect.


7.  The Multicolor Rainbow with Puffy Cloud Pool Float – Check Price
Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Rainbow Cloud Raft
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It’s really one of the most trendy and magical rafts we’ve seen for the summer. This float is popping up all over Instagram in places like The Hamptons, Palm Springs and more.  We can thank Urban Outfitters for that!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s almost 6-feet long and about 3.5-feet wide.
  • Pot of gold, not included (buy you knew that).

8.  The Large Jellyfish Pool Float for Adults – Check Price
Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Purple/Pink Jellyfish Raft
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It’s the one jellyfish you’ll actually want to come into contact with.  It’s also semi-translucent so it’s going to look really pretty when the sun hits it floating around your pool.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s almost 4-feet by about 4-feet.
  • Ages 8+
  • And it won’t sting you. Allegedly.

9.  The Giant Bacon Slice Pool Raft – Check Price
Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Funny Bacon Raft
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Perfect for the bacon lovers in your life this summer!  This giant piece of bacon will float around your pool and almost looks good enough to eat.  I mean, but don’t.  The only thing that would make this raft better is if it sizzled in the sun.  Eh, next year maybe.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 7.5 feet long (plenty of room to stretch out!)
  • Your healthiest bacon option you can have this season.

10.  The ‘Be Nice’ Classic Round Inner Tube by Ban.Do – Check Price
Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Classic Be Nice Raft
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Who doesn’t love a classic round inner tube to float around in your pool?  It’s giving us a total 80’s pool vibe and, well, we’re loving it.


11.  The Watermelon Slice Pool Float – Check Price
Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Watermelon Slice Raft

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It’s one of the most refreshing floats we’ve seen all summer.  You’ll love lounging on this watermelon raft all day long.  You’re welcome!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s almost 5-feet long.
  • It’s not as large as we’d like, but perfect when you want to dunk part of your legs in the water.

12.  Large Taco Pool Raft – Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Taco Raft

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Because it’s Taco Tuesday every day this summer!  We love a taco especially when it has an actual face on it.  And don’t even get us started with that mustache.  Ole!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 5-feet wide.
  • Ages 8+
  • It’s a hard taco shell, but super soft to float on.

13.  The Floral Swan Pool Float – Check Price

Where to Buy Floral Swan Pool Float 2018

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We don’t really know what we think of this pool float.  It’s almost so ugly it’s pretty.  Who are we to judge?  All we know is that it’s totally on-trend this summer and will break up that constant sea of white and pink swans we’ve been seeing all over the place.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 5′ long!

14.  The Original Donut Pool Float – Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Pink donut Raft

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This is really where all the latest pool float craze began.  The donut.  Well, the strawberry donut with the giant bite taken out it, to be precise.  If you can’t eat donuts every single day (our dream), then you might as well settle for floating around the pool in one.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 4-feet wide.
  • Ages 8+
  • Also comes in chocolate frosted. Get both.

15.  The Gigantic (Seriously) Inflatable Pink Flamingo Float –  Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Gigantic Pink Flamingo

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I mean this is the statement your pool (or the lake) always needed.  Good luck trying to mount this thing!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 10-feet tall (!!!!).
  • The base, alone, is 6-feet.
  • You can fill the base with water if you wanted it to be a bit more stable.

16.  The Gigantic Inflatable Yellow Rubber Duck Float – Check Price

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Gigantic Yellow Duck

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Who wouldn’t love to see this cute ginormous duck floating all around the pool?!  Forget the fact that we think it looks like it’s slightly judging us.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 6-feet tall.
  • Ages 8+
  • Not to be used as a raft (obviously).

17.  The Adult Shark Floating Beverage Bar – Check Price

Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Shark Floating Bar Raft

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Now the pool party is really starting!  This cute floating bar shark will hold up to 7 cups of your favorite beverages for you and your friends this summer.  Plus, it even has a built in ice-chest under his fin!

How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 6.5-feet long!
  • Please note, this shark doesn’t bite but still, you know, be careful.