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The 27 Funny Pool Floats Taking Over Instagram This Summer

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When it’s time to give your pool scene a makeover, add a little much needed life to it with these funny giant pool floats and rafts.

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We couldn’t love summer any more than we do.  The only thing that’s been making it even better is all the cool floats we’ve been seeing recently.  Where did these come from, by the way?  It seems like we all settled for the generic solid blue raft for, like, 40 years and then all of a sudden floats just became a recent trend?!  Either way, we’re into it.  This season we’re seeing the funniest floats in some of our favorite foods (hello donuts and avocado!) and then there’s just the absolutely insanely giant floats that are anywhere between 6′-10′ tall (hello flamingo and unicorn!).  While all of these rafts are a blast, it’s important to keep in mind that none of them are actually life saving devices.  They’re just for fun to float around on.  Ok, now that we’ve cleared all that up check out some of the most fun and giant pool floats (so far) in 2024.

The Best Float of 2024

1.  The “Friends” Door Pool Float – Buy It Here

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It’s totally the one where you have a pool party and your friends actually think they’re on Friends.  Can this summer be any cooler?  It’s the raft that’s inspired by the famous Friends door, including that cool picture frame over the peep hole.  Learn more here!


The Foodie Obsessed Choice

2.  The Giant Avocado Pool Float – Buy It Here

 

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Avocado Raft

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Because who doesn’t want to float all around their pool in a giant avocado?! If you’re obsessed with all things ‘avocado’ this is the raft for you this summer.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s 6-feet long.
  • Ages 8+
  • Guac not included.

The On-Trend Choice

3.  The Giant Llama – Buy It Here

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Because the llama is the must-have animal everything in 2024!  It’s really the new unicorn.  Super cute!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s 48″ x 48″
  • It’ll support adults up to 200 lbs.

The Vintage Choice

4.  The Vintage Cali Palm Leaves – Buy It Here

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The Rich Life Choice

5.  The Luxury Oversized Yacht – Buy It Here

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Now this is the life!  You can lounge around on your very own oversized yacht.  Even better?  It can also hold your favorite bottles of rosé, wines, beers, or whatever else you’d like to drink.

So How Big Is It?

  • This one will fit two people and is over 9-feet long!
  • Using an electric pump, it will quickly inflate in less than 2-minutes.
  • It has a reinforced cooler area and 2 cup holders. You’ll never want to leave!

The Classic Choice

6.  The Red Balloon Animal – Buy It Here

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It’s one of the most anticipated new rafts of the year!  Who doesn’t love a big balloon animal that you can float around on?! This one comes in a cool eye-catching red. Get it while you still can!

So How Big Is It?

  • 57.9 x 55.1 x 46.1 inches
  • It’s perfect for adults or kids ages 12+
  • It also comes with an emergency repair kit too, just in case!

The College Staple Choice

7.  The Ramen Noodle-Inspired Raft – Buy It Here

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The Must-Have Choice

8.  The Ultimate Pizza Slice Pool Float – Buy It Here

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Pizza Slice Raft

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Mmmm pizza!  If you’re like us and dream of pizza when you sleep, why not daydream of pizza when you’re in the pool?  This killer pizza slice has some pepperoni on it and, well, we’re not hating it.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s 5-feet long.
  • Suited for ages 10+
  • Not great for people with a dairy allergy.

The PJ Choice

9.  The Air Funboy Private Jet – Buy It Here

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You’ll always be flying first class when you’re floating around on your very own oversized private jet!  It can fit up to 2 adults too.  You always need a flying buddy.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 6-feet long and can fit up to 2 adults.
  • Every float purchased provides one person, one year of clean drinking water in the developing world!

The Slapstick Choice

10.  The Funny Whoopee Cushion Pool Float – Buy It Here

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Whoopee Cushion Raft

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Because your whoopee cushion was funny when you were little and, well, it’s still funny as an adult.  Float around your pool in this giant raft and feel free to make the fart noises yourself.  Blame the float or blame anyone else in the pool.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 4-feet wide (enough room for two)
  • Ages 8+
  • Hijinks not included.

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The Rosé All Day Choice

11.  The Large Rosé Bottle Pool Float – Buy It Here

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If you just shouted “Rosé All Day” then this is the pool float for you!  Just think you can be sipping on some rosé while floating on your very own rosé raft.  Dreams do come true!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 7.5-feet long!  That’s one big bottle!

The Retro Choice

12.  The 90’s Mix Tape – Buy It Here

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The ‘Over It’ Choice

13.  Giant Rubber Duck (With Side Eye) Pool Float in Yellow – Buy It Here

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Side Eye Rubber Ducky Raft

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Because who doesn’t love a traditional rubber ducky, especially when who looks like he’s 100% over it.  That side-eye is priceless.  Plus, how cool are you going to look with this raft secured around your waist?  That was a rhetorical question.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 4-feet wide.
  • Ages 8+
  • Not a life saving device.  Duh.

The Ride On Choice

14.  The Oversized Snow Mobile (or Jet Ski) – Buy It Here

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The Cool Choice

15.  The Pretty Artistic Peacock – Buy It Here

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It’s one of the coolest peacocks of the season!  We’re not sure if it’s giving us the side-eye, but it’s so artsy that we can’t love it any more than we do!

So How Big Is It?

  • This one is over 6-feet long and can hold up to 2 adults.
  • It also inflates super fast (even faster with an electric pump)!

The Prickly Choice

16.  The Giant Green Cactus Float for the Pool – Buy It Here

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Green Cactus Raft

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Finally a cactus that doesn’t hurt.  Float all over your pool and have a place to put your arms so you don’t end up with those terrible under-arm tan lines.  You know the ones.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 5-feet long.
  • Ages 8+
  • Tip: Drink a margarita on it to get the full effect.

The Magical Choice

17.  The Multicolor Rainbow with Puffy Cloud Pool Float – Buy It Here

Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Rainbow Cloud Raft

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It’s really one of the most trendy and magical rafts we’ve seen for the summer. This float is popping up all over Instagram in places like The Hamptons, Palm Springs and more.  We can thank Urban Outfitters for that!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s almost 6-feet long and about 3.5-feet wide.
  • Pot of gold, not included (buy you knew that).

The Favorite Choice

18.  Extra Large Hello Kitty – Buy It Here

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The Unique Choice

19.  The Large Jellyfish Pool Float for Adults – Buy It Here

Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Purple/Pink Jellyfish Raft

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It’s the one jellyfish you’ll actually want to come into contact with.  It’s also semi-translucent so it’s going to look really pretty when the sun hits it floating around your pool.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s almost 4-feet by about 4-feet.
  • Ages 8+
  • And it won’t sting you. Allegedly.

The Summer Staple Choice

20.  The Classic White Swan – Buy It Here

Classic Popular Swan Float for Pool 2024

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It’s the most popular swan that you’ve seen, literally, everywhere in the past couple of years.  Well, yours probably popped so it’s time to get a new one.  Or maybe your old one needs a new friend?


The Refreshing Choice

21.  The Watermelon Slice Pool Float – Buy It Here

Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Watermelon Slice Raft

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It’s one of the most refreshing floats we’ve seen all summer.  You’ll love lounging on this watermelon raft all day long.  You’re welcome!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s almost 5-feet long.
  • It’s not as large as we’d like, but perfect when you want to dunk part of your legs in the water.

The Tuesday Choice

22.  Large Taco Pool Raft – Buy It Here

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Taco Raft

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Because it’s Taco Tuesday every day this summer!  We love a taco especially when it has an actual face on it.  And don’t even get us started with that mustache.  Ole!

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 5-feet wide.
  • Ages 8+
  • It’s a hard taco shell, but super soft to float on.

The Yummy Choice

23.  The Original Donut Pool Float – Buy It Here

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Pink donut Raft

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This is really where all the latest pool float craze began.  The donut.  Well, the strawberry donut with the giant bite taken out it, to be precise.  If you can’t eat donuts every single day (our dream), then you might as well settle for floating around the pool in one.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 4-feet wide.
  • Ages 8+
  • Also comes in chocolate frosted. Get both.

The Royal Choice

24.  The Princess (or Queen) Crown – Buy It Here

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Lounge around like the true royalty you are all summer long!


The Oversized Choice

25.  The Gigantic Inflatable Yellow Rubber Duck Float – Buy It Here

Funny Pool Floats 2018: Gigantic Yellow Duck

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Who wouldn’t love to see this cute ginormous duck floating all around the pool?!  Forget the fact that we think it looks like it’s slightly judging us.

So How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 6-feet tall.
  • Ages 8+
  • Not to be used as a raft (obviously).

The Drinkers Choice

26.  The Adult Shark Floating Beverage Bar – Buy It Here

Cool Pool Float for Adults 2018: Shark Floating Bar Raft

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Now the pool party is really starting!  This cute floating bar shark will hold up to 7 cups of your favorite beverages for you and your friends this summer.  Plus, it even has a built in ice-chest under his fin!

How Big Is It?

  • It’s over 6.5-feet long!
  • Please note, this shark doesn’t bite but still, you know, be careful.

The O.M.G Choice

27.  The 40-Foot Lawn Water Slide – Buy It Here

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Sure this one isn’t a raft, but we couldn’t help ourselves!  How awesome is this 40-foot lawn slide?  It’s basically like the new and improved Slip-n-Slide of sorts. Learn more here!


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