Well that’s right folks, Jenelle is officially a married woman. But, to no surprise, the wedding itself almost didn’t happen and it may have been due to the placement of the DJ booth. You know, it’s the oldest marriage excuse in the world.
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We’re a little pissed that we were never invited to the wedding of Jenelle Evans and David Eason. We would have live-blogged it and hunted for Barb all around the property like an adult version of “Where’s Waldo?” Alas, the wedding took place this past weekend on September 23, 2017. We assume they chose Sept 23rd since it was also Bruce Springsteen’s birthday and you know that’s right up Barb’s alley. We’re guessing she may or may not have tossed some of her Walmart unmentionables up on stage during a Springsteen concert back in the day.
If you thought Jenelle and David got married at modern castle on the countryside, you’d be wrong. If you guessed they got married on “the land” in their backyard, well, ding ding ding! The couple was surround by family friends and allegedly the only family that was there was Jace, Kaiser, and Ensley. Jace apparently helped walk Jenelle down the aisle (which was basically a sheet on a dirt road) and Kaiser was the ring bearer and walked that ring down the aisle like a modern day Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Of course the wedding wouldn’t be complete without a weekend blowout by the loving couple. In random footage that was uncovered by Radar Online (I mean, of course), we get to hear and barely see (it’s like Blair Witch camera work) David and Janelle screaming over the placement of the DJ booth, how Jenelle shouldn’t have been in the tub the whole time and helping instead, how David is busy raking and ‘working, working, working,’ and there’s even talk about the wedding almost being called off. Ugh, where was MTV when all this was happening. And, come on, where was Barb! Moment of silence.
