Ashley Tisdale was continuing the tour of her new nose as she appeared at the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation Winter Wonderland event in LA. I’m confused by this. Isn’t her new nose supposed to make her look better? I’m not saying she doesn’t look good. Yeah, no actually I am. Maybe she needs to slut is up a bit in order to take notice away from her drastic new look. Perhaps she should “go straight to skank,” as I have recommended others to do in the past. Ashley is definitely suffering from Jennifer Grey Syndrome, where she looks like a completely different person. Maybe the swelling and stuff will go down? Maybe she can ask them to just put everything back to the way it was before? Either way she should show a little boob action in order to shift focus. Hmmm, I should help manage celebrities. I have the best ideas.