“I’m at 1,750 calories a day and I’m starving…you just have to get used to the portions and changing your lifestyle. I lost 23 or 24 pounds to begin with, but it’s kind of a strain when you get to 23 or 24 pounds. That’s why I got off of it. It’s a strain because you’re eating the Jenny Craig type meals, which are very good. But you can only eat them for so long before you want some barbecue ribs or some pigs feet. Once you get off that Jenny Craig thing you start eating what you’ve been eating, it’s all over.”
Yeah, uh Aretha? Yeah, I don’t ever want pigs feet. I don’t want to think about eating pigs feet. I don’t want to think about you binging on pigs feet. See? Great. Now I’m picturing Aretha Franklin wearing cut-off jean shorts, sitting on the floor in front of her refrigerator, and eating pigs feet and crying. Gross. I gotta go now.