Angelina Jolie: Skank Whore at 4!

While most 4 and 5 year olds are cracking up at Ernie and Bert and learning how to tie their shoes, Angelina Jolie was skanking up her kindergarten classroom. According to a recent article by OK Magazine, when Angelina was around the age of 4 or 5 she was taking her clothes off and making out with boys. Angelina said, “I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.”

Oh that’s sweet. Where the hell were the teachers in this school? At 4 years old I think, I think, I was still messing my pants. Skid marks for sure. Sexually active at 4? Nope. Later Angelina disclosed how she lost her virginity at 14 years old (I don’t think my voice even changed at 14) and then the interview took a turn for the worse. Angelina continued:

“I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough.
I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars.
It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.”
Uh, yeah….sure….awkward. Yes, cutting each other up after sex and being covered in blood is romantic. Oh and “after a few beers things happened?” After a few beers I could possibly have a small buzz, but at no point to I feel the need to grab a knife and start slicing.
I hope Angelina is still giggling about this when one of her 17 kids is “sexually active” in about 3 more months. Best wishes.
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