- Keith was boozing and drugging up a storm (perhaps he is responsible for El Nino?)
- She and Keith had unprotected sex while he and Nicole were dating (that’s clean, whore)
- She was a Keith Urban groupie (classy)
- Urban was “reckless in bed” (where a helmet, skank)
- The two enjoyed bubble baths in his hot tub (thanks Mr. Bubble)
She sounds like a real class act. He sounds like a complete mess. The two sound perfect together. I’m really pulling for these two crazy kids. Similar to Ross and Rachel, I hope these two get together someday.
Look, I wouldn’t toss her out of bed for getting animal cracker crumbs on the sheets, but…really? With her? She kinda has a bit of a snaggle tooth/teeth and in some shots she kinda looks like a man baby, yeah! I mean, if he was going to cheat he should have totally cheated up, not cheated down. Keith totally cheated down and I’m not really a big Nicole Kidman fan. Oh by the way, it totally came to me right after I saw these pictures of Amanda that I felt like I had seen her before….but where? But where? Then it hit me. Holy crap. Kyndra from Laguna Beach Season Three (minus the snaggle tooth/teeth). Yup, they totally look alike – just check out the pictures. I mean I don’t want to toot my own horn, but “toot-toot.” I am totally dead the F on every-single-time. Correct me if I’m wrong. Go ‘head. I dare ya.