2,100 Accidental Beatings

There’s about 2,100 excuses for black-eyes that kids are going to need to start explaining to their friends! A school in my hometown of Boston (yeah PATS) accidentally sent out 2,100 automated phone messages to parents claiming that their kids had skipped school. Oh, and it gets worse. A first-graders parent called the local newspaper and described the scene as, “It was quite a scene. There were parents who didn’t speak English who didn’t understand.”

Luckily for those particular parents, they typically tend to slap around their kids anyway so at least they can finally have an excuse now! i just hope that the next day was “class picture day.” All the kids with cuts and bruises…it will look like a police line up. Good going Boston! I miss you and your crazy antics!


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