“There have been some rumors in the press about The Hills being fake. Many of you have been asking me if the rumors are true. There are false rumors every week about me and I can’t address every rumor out there, but I feel like this was important for me to respond to. The show is not fake and this is really my life.”
Hmmm that sounded scripted. Also, this really is your life? That’s sad (See Ya!). Seriously, who issues a statement like that? She should have had a press conference. And what does she mean that there are false rumors about her every week that she can’t address? I think there are two rumors each week: (1) The Hill is fake and (2) Lauren had a sex-tape with Jason Wahler. That basically sums it up, no?
According to Lauren, what are some other things that are real?
- Santa
- Unicorns
- Tooth Fairy
- Jack and the Beanstalk
- Results from a Oiuja Board
- Easter Bunny
- Global Warming
- Fonzi
- Dragons
- Sobriety