The girl who will always be known as the girl who never went to Paris, Lauren Conrad, while dead to me is apparently alive to other people as she played host for the night at Bank nightclub inside the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas just the other day. I’m still pissed at her for leaving The Hills as people like Stacie the Pointless Bartender and Jayde the Show Skank now get more camera time and continue to run that show further and further into the ground. At this point the show should be falling through China.
While Lauren is celebrating the upcoming release of her latest book, “Sweet Little Lies” I’m not celebrating one bit as I’ve been quite busy searching for her mustache. Perhaps it went to Paris?
P.S –> Lindsay Lohan wants her dirty fake hair back.