Lauren Cockpig was running errands all around Hollywood yesterday in her jogging pants and wifebeater. I must say….pretty hot. I especially like how she’s holding two iced drinks directly in front of her rack-attack. But that’s just me. You may like other things. LC almost looks a little like Britney as she holds everything she owns in her little rich hands.
Lauren and her talented hands will be designing dresses that the trophy girls will hand out at the Emmy Awards. No really, they hired her for that. Lauren is so excited about this huge opportunity and has said, “I will be doing a red carpet look that still reflects the simple classic design of the Lauren Conrad Collection but with a black tie twist.” Lauren continued on in her statement, “I will probably never have the respect I want in the fashion industry, but I can work hard every day to try and prove myself.”
All true Lauren, all true. See all you young girls out there! All you need to do is get on a reality show, take a couple of college classes, work a half-ass internship for Lisa Loveless at Teen Vogue and “presto chango” you too can be designing dresses for the Emmy Awards! God bless America! I predict 45 more days before Jesus and/or Santa blows the US off the map.