I love me some Lauren Conrad. I even love me some LC. I love when Laurenâs voice is all raspy, like she was the party-whore the night before. Hot. Luckily, Lauren has not totally fâd her life up and is, in fact, not pregnant. Lucky for her because Iâm pretty sure that Spencer would have taken the baby from her and taught tried to make it an infant hip-hop rapper. Just my assumption.Laurenâs rep told OK! Magazine that âThe only person pregnant in Lauren Conradâs life is her publicist and you can quote me on that.â I just did quote you, bossy bitch.
Rumors had been circulating like anti-psychotic medication running through Britney Spearsâ veins that someone from Laguna Beach/The Hills was âwith child.â Everyone assumed it was Lauren, while I did my best to cover up the fact that Lisa Loveless may be, in fact, having my child. Weâll know more in 8 more months. Just sayinâ.
Other other âpointless pregnancy rumor newsâ Iâm pretty sure the lady up the hall from me is pregnant. Either that or sheâs on her period and bloated. Hmm, I should ask her if she knows whoâs pregnant on The Hills.