~ Honestly, I have no clue what you’re talking about. Now don’t get me wrong, I like the “……” more than anyone, but this is borderline not readable. Is that a word? It is now. Hit the books.
~ Yes, my friends, you should be looking up to someone you don’t know. That makes total sense. Sure your mom and dad are working their asses off to feed your fat ass and keep you in school but, you’re right, Lauren Conrad is the real role model.
~ It’s good to have goals, Jenny. However, you’d be surprised as to just how cost effective it is to stalk people. Therefore, you don’t have to be rich to one day run into Lauren. Just save up enough babysitting money and buy a plane ticket to LA. Then just sit your ass on her front stairs and wait for her to come out. It’s pretty cheap. And the paparazzi that sit outside of Conrad Manor typically have gum and mints for you to snack on whilst you wait. Best wishes!
Ah, well that concludes another segment of “Fun With Myspace.” Come to think of it, this isn’t illegal or anything, right? I mean, these people posted this stuff publicly so it’s fair game right?
Well I’ll just do the disclaimer that the movies do: “The events, myspace people and/or animals depicted in this blog post are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.”