She's So Fine, There's No Telling Where the Money Went

 

The lights are on, but you’re not home, you’re mind is not your own.  Might as well face it you’re addicted to love.  Kristin Cavallari, only missing her guitar and additional backup dancers, was all pissed-off looks while she attended the Us Weekly’s 2009 Hot Hollywood fiesta that took place in West Hollywood.  That’s California, my map says.  Other guests who attended that I deemed note-worthy and by “note-worthy” I, of course, mean “brain-rotting” were Whitney Port, Stephanie Pratt, and Joel McHale.  Obviously I tossed in Joel McHale as he is my career inspiration and his time on The Soup must be winding down.  Check out my lazy thumbnails below and see if you can figure who some of these headless pictures belong to.