Kristin Cavallari Still Kicking Around

My backup girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, was all smiles and open mouth on the red carpet at the launch party (not to be confused with Lunch Party) for “Rare” from Nicole Maloney. I’m not sure what 3 of those words in that last sentence mean. Alas, who gives 6 craps?

Remember the good old days when Laguna Beach was on and it seemed real? Or at least I thought it seemed real. And I would feel like a Diddler in Training because I used to sweat Kristin and LC. I mean, sure they were about 15 but in some countries 15 year old girls are prostitutes and tap dance for gum. Well, that’s my argument at least. That’ll be all.

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