No really, what’s living in Kim Kardashian’s pants? Personally, I think she’s trying to smuggle Lindsay Lohan out of rehab, but that’s just me. I mean, there’s also just as good of a chance that one of the Olsen Sluts is camping out in her back pocket as well. It actually doesn’t even look real. I bet she has one of those plastic asses that people wear on Halloween crammed into those Kermit the Frog jogging pants, yes jogging pants.
This brings me to my next question. What is it that Kim Kardashian actually does? I know she’s pictured here with her dumper hanging out while she shops at Herve Legerand LaPerlain in Hollywood, but what does she do? Perhaps she smuggles Mexicans over the border. One may never know. All I do know is that she is being totally disrespectful to Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx. Rude.