And on the 7th day, God rested. And then on the 8th day, He woke up and created Kelly Cutrone. I bet you guys didn’t know that whole “8th day” thing was in part two of the Bible, which I believe was called, “The Bible Part II: Electric Boogaloo.” Anywednesdayadamslookalike, my prayers have been answered because The Hills’ own Kelly Cutrone has been given her very own reality show that will premiere on Bravo.
Now, I don’t want to say she’s getting her own show because of my constant prayers, letter writing campaigns, and blog posts, but I kinda think it’s because of my constant prayers, letter writing campaigns, and blog posts. Kelly’s new show will be called, “Kell on Earth,” which I think is pretty fitting considering I created the above Cutrone image months ago for a Hills recap.
“Kell on Earth” will follow Kelly Cutrone running her company, Pubic Revolution, and balancing being a single mother. How she’s not married is beyond me.
As a certified tool bag (CTB) I will, of course, be recapping the absolute urine out of this show. Stay tuned.