Kell on Earth. Can't Top That. Just Can't.

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And on the 7th day, God rested.  And then on the 8th day, He woke up and created Kelly Cutrone.  I bet you guys didn’t know that whole “8th day” thing was in part two of the Bible, which I believe was called, “The Bible Part II: Electric Boogaloo.”  Anywednesdayadamslookalike, my prayers have been answered because The Hills’ own Kelly Cutrone has been given her very own reality show that will premiere on Bravo. 

Now, I don’t want to say she’s getting  her own show because of my constant prayers, letter writing campaigns, and blog posts, but I kinda think it’s because of my constant prayers, letter writing campaigns, and blog posts.  Kelly’s new show will be called, “Kell on Earth,” which I think is pretty fitting considering I created the above Cutrone image months ago for a Hills recap. 

“Kell on Earth” will follow Kelly Cutrone running her company, Pubic Revolution, and balancing being a single mother.  How she’s not married is beyond me. 

As a certified tool bag (CTB) I will, of course, be recapping the absolute urine out of this show.  Stay tuned.

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