Everyone and their mother was at the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast the other day. As a wise man once said âWhen youâre lost out there and youâre all alone, when life is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look.â Iâm not fully sure what that means, but the words were part of the Full House theme song and Full House is my new religion so I believe whatever it says.
While random celebrities like Judy Tenuta, Alan Thicke, Cloris Leachman, Jodie Sweetin and many of the other Full House cast members made it to the roast, the Olsen Sluts were missing (as I reported yesterday). Well, the Olsen Skanks should count themselves lucky for missing the event because E Online is reporting that the Olsenâs were the butt of many of the jokes, including jokes about Bob Saget having sexual encounters with them while they were underage. Yeah, because thatâs always funny. You totally know that Danny Tanner would make Michelle stick her thumb up his bum while she said, âYou Got it Dude!â and gave the âthumbs upâ sign. Pervert.
You can check out the roast on August 17th on Comedy Central. Iâll be watching because, to me, it will be like a Full House reunion and I canât wait to see Uncle Joey completely bomb. You know heâs still using those âcut, it, outâ jokes and probably still has that retarded woodchuck puppet with him. Did somebody sayâŠâŠwood? No Joey, they didnât. Rot in hell.