What would you do if I told you that you could help the children of St. Jude’s Hospital AND become a juiced-up-GTL-Guido all at the same time? I’m sure you’d say, “But IBBB! It can’t be so. How can I achieve all of my life’s goals in one quick shot?” Well, I’d reply back to you saying you were an overachiever, but then I’d also tell you about the charity work that Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D is doing.
According to reports that are useless to everyone except me, Pauly D will be auctioning off his prized tanning bed to the highest bidder (George Hamilton) to help raise money for St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital. However, if you wanted to start looking like a burnt leather Oompa Loompa right now, you’re going to have to wait just a little bit longer. You see, Pauly D will auction off his tanning bed after the new season of Jersey Shore finishes filming.
In related news, JWoww will let you throw ham at her “gentlemen greeter” for $.25 a slice. Money raised will go towards buying more ham and additional jewels for her bedazzled jeans.