See what I did there? You know, the baggage? Yeah? You with me? I made Pauly D pull Farrah’s baggage? Right? Good, right? Ok, well not the worst I’ve done. Anywax, rumors spread like the wild-fire between Lindsay Lohan’s crotchtastic legs late last week that Jersey Shore’s Pauly D and Teen Mom’s Farrah were now dating. Apparently they met up at a bar in Houston, TX and have been together ever since. Well, rest easy Boardwalk because Pauly D has come fresh clean and confessed that he’s never even been to Houston, TX (surprise), but he does think that Farrah is hot. So, well, maybe one day Pauly D can go meet Farrah and her loving mom and while her mom is beating the bag out of Farrah, Pauly D can just beat the beat. Makes sense to me.