Oprah was all, “Girl, are you single?” and Jennifer Aniston was all, “Uh-uh girl!” The audience then went nuts and Oprah topped it off by screaming, “Everybody gets a car! You get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car. Everybody gets a car!”
Ok, so that isn’t exactly how it happened, but that’s how I pictured it. All of this madness started when an audience member, Margaret Stent, started talking about what happened when Jennifer visited Oprah for her show, ironically titled “Oprah.”
Margaret has reported the following: Aniston said that her and Vince were still “on” (maybe she meant “drugs” or “on a break”), and that Jennifer did not have breast implants. Well, as Ricki Lake would say to Oprah, “You go girl!” I mean, similar to ImBringingBloggingBack, Oprah is really getting at the heart of award winning journalism.
In closing, it looks like all of my reports have been wrong about the break-up. Who knew I was so often incorrect.