My ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, has recently stated in Harperās Bazaar that if she could be anyone for just one day, it would be Oprah. I personally would love to hear her Oprah impersonation myself. Although, Iām sure Jennifer Anistonās impersonation of Oprah would basically just be Jennifer Aniston playing āRachael Greenā just like she does in every movie.
Anyway, the interview with Harperās Bazaar continued on and then it got interesting when it was eluded to (bonus points for me using that word) that Jennifer Aniston may be interested in living in NYC again. She talked about one time walking 40 blocks in NYC without anyone noticing her. Um, thatās only because I didnāt live here yet. If/when Aniston moves back to NYC I will be adding her to my list of celebrities to stalk (the Olsen Sluts, Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohanās freckles, Jessica Alba, Jesus, and now Jennifer Aniston). I wonder if Jennifer can run 40 blocks while be chased with a laptop and a camera-phone? Iāll let you know how it goes. The first question Iāll ask her (after Iām told that I have the right to remain silent): Are the āFriendsā really friends? Followed by, do you think Ross and Rachel will end up together? 1999 was a good time.