My ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, has recently stated in Harper’s Bazaar that if she could be anyone for just one day, it would be Oprah. I personally would love to hear her Oprah impersonation myself. Although, I’m sure Jennifer Aniston’s impersonation of Oprah would basically just be Jennifer Aniston playing “Rachael Green” just like she does in every movie.
Anyway, the interview with Harper’s Bazaar continued on and then it got interesting when it was eluded to (bonus points for me using that word) that Jennifer Aniston may be interested in living in NYC again. She talked about one time walking 40 blocks in NYC without anyone noticing her. Um, that’s only because I didn’t live here yet. If/when Aniston moves back to NYC I will be adding her to my list of celebrities to stalk (the Olsen Sluts, Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s freckles, Jessica Alba, Jesus, and now Jennifer Aniston). I wonder if Jennifer can run 40 blocks while be chased with a laptop and a camera-phone? I’ll let you know how it goes. The first question I’ll ask her (after I’m told that I have the right to remain silent): Are the “Friends” really friends? Followed by, do you think Ross and Rachel will end up together? 1999 was a good time.