I swear to God if Enzo gets neglected and is forced to live with his real family I’m going to be pissed! And by “pissed” I really mean, “I couldn’t care less if he’s shipped back home to his native country of San Diego.”
As a way to stay in the news and try to steal Gary Coleman’s “death thunder” Heidi Montag (aka The Montag Monster) has announced through her underpaid publicist that she has left Spencer Pratt/Steve Sanders and will be moving in with Jenn Bunney in a Malibu Beach house and will start filming a new reality show this July that centers around being single and having plastic surgery. I thought that show was already on and was called “The Hills” but perhaps I’m wrong.
According to the meth-mouths over at TMZ, Heidi is telling a secret source (the paparazzi and anyone who will listen) that she left Spencer because of his controlling ways and keeping her isolated from her family and friends. Heidi, the Cybil Shepard of our generation, finally had enough when Spencer called the cops on Heidi’s mother, Darlene, after she surprise visited them at their Hollywood Hills home and refused to leave.
I’m not sure how true any of this is or how much it may just be a publicity stunt for Heidi’s new show but there is one thing I know for sure….Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and Jenn Bunney will all be burning in the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity and you know what? I’m going to be there too with an iced coffee in one hand and recapping their experience each and every day because that, my friends, is my personal hell.
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