Heidi Montag’s Psychic Better Be the New Cast Member on “The Hills.”


Hey mon! Ya wife’s cheatin’ on ya, mon!  Call me now!

I don’t even care if any of the following is true.  The fact that Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million in the same week that Heidi Montag announces she’s faux-fired Steve Sanders/Spencer Pratt from managing her and, instead, hired a psychic to manage her career  is, well, making this the best week of 2010 thus far.  I’m not even kidding, the world could end tomorrow and I wouldn’t care less.

The newest face of Heidi Montag told People Magazine that she replaced Spencer Pratt as her manager with psychic, Aiden Chase.  Heidi lifelessly said without facial expression, “After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager.  Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”

Is this robot for real?  If I were Heidi I’d just give Enzo a Magic 8 Ball and call it a day.  And I’m no psychic, but I have a strong premonition that one day when Heidi dies and is standing at the gates of Heaven, Jesus Himself is going to walk up to Heidi and simply say, “Bitch? Were you completely sh*tting me this whole time?”

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