Future Cat Lady, Heidi Montag, headed over to On Air with Ryan Seacrest to talk about, what else, her 10 surgical procedures that were all done on the same day. The conversation took a turn when Heidi began to lifelessly chat about her back surgery, which she referred to as having her âback scooped.â When Ryan Seacrest asked her what having her âback scoopedâ actually meant Heidi responded âI actually didnât know.  I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.â
Uh, great. Why couldnât Heidi have been the first one to have a âbrain scoopâ where they just carve out whatâs left of her brain a little bit?
Anyway, now that Heidi has an E or F (which I believe stands for Epic Failure) boob size she is no longer able to jogâŠ.or apparently run from a burning building so, well, Iâm not suggesting anything to anyoneâŠbut do what you need to do and lets just let the chips fall where they may.