Heidi Montag Can’t Jog Anymore Due to Plastic Surgery. In Related News, I Can’t Eat Anymore When Seeing Pictures of Heidi Montag.


Future Cat Lady, Heidi Montag, headed over to On Air with Ryan Seacrest to talk about, what else, her 10 surgical procedures that were all done on the same day.  The conversation took a turn when Heidi began to lifelessly chat about her back surgery, which she referred to as having her “back scooped.”  When Ryan Seacrest asked her what having her “back scooped” actually meant Heidi responded “I actually didn’t know.   I might be the first one to try it.  It carves out your back a little bit.”

Uh, great.  Why couldn’t Heidi have been the first one to have a “brain scoop” where they just carve out what’s left of her brain a little bit?

Anyway, now that Heidi has an E or F (which I believe stands for Epic Failure) boob size she is no longer able to jog….or apparently run from a burning building so, well, I’m not suggesting anything to anyone…but do what you need to do and lets just let the chips fall where they may.

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