(Sung to the tune of “Carmen Sandiego”) Where in the world is Heidi’s new booooooobs?
Looking like a straw with two big spitballs stuck in it, Heidi Montag filmed new “scenes” for the upcoming season of “The Hills.” This included having her face look like it was stuck in a typhoon and eating breakfast in Beverly Hills all while cameras rolled.
Now I’m not sure if I’m technically looking at Heidi’s new boobs or if it’s just Spencer Pratt sitting on Heidi’s chest and mooning me. Either way, the bleach that I’ve poured into my eyes should be burning right through the retinas in 3…..2……1…..blind! Thank God!
Seriously she is the worst and the #1 reason why terrorists are lighting their nuts on fire and trying to explode our airplanes. So thanks, Heidi. Because of you I’m afraid to fly and no longer have a love for playing basketball. Hmmph.